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My ship was in the Asian armpit of the world. Korea is the Mexico of the east if you ask me. We were in Busan, Korea and one thing I noticed walking around is all the Russian sailors. If you thought American sailors look funny then the Russians with their prison like sailor outfits look hilarious. One thing our senior chief told not to do is get into a drinking game with the Russians. Well I’m Irish and I was in the Navy so that was a challenge if I ever heard one.
My friends and I wade through the Russian prostitutes dotting the Korean streets and finally come across a group of three ruskies. They are tall bastards and smell funny. They spoke really bad English but there are two things that you can speak in any language without actually knowing any words. When dealing with foreign women it’s fairly easy getting in their pants if you smile a lot and repeat whatever they say.
When it comes to drinking against non-English speakers just grab a bottle of hard liquor and raise it up like your going to drink it and then point at your competition. It works every time. We ended up taking shots and just making fun of how ugly Russians really are. They probably could kick our ass but one thing Americans have is guts and it came out that night. My group of friends drank shot for shot with those commies until I blacked out and somehow ended up with a fairly ugly Korean chick laying next to me.
She started to talk to me as it hit me that I need to get back to the ship. This chick was uglier than shit and had such mangled teeth I don’t know how she didn’t cut up my face kissing me. I mean this chick should have been taken by the hand and put into a wood chipper because she was that ugly. Damn those Russians and their vodka. Oh well maybe I’ll have a really ugly Korean kid want some money from me someday. All in a days work when you’re in the Navy.
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