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Posted by arcevil 181 days ago (Editorial)
Category: SagaByte
Tags: privates swimming trunk smurf
One of my friends was having a late night pool party so I needed some swimming trunks. Since I couldn’t find mine I went to Walmart and bought an inexpensive pair because I’m such a cheap bastard.

At the party I met a cute girl and we really hit it off. After taking a swim one thing led to another and she suggested we go to the ladies changing room. Everything was great until she took off my trunks and began giggling hysterically.

So I look down and see that everything and I mean “everything” was dyed blue just like my swimming trunks. The ink must have been rubbing off after our little swim. And I didn’t notice because it was so dark outside. For the next few months all I got was Smurf jokes.
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written by ruffles20 103 days ago
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haha...dyed body parts is one way to get a girls attention. Next time maybe a little more subtle. hahaha
 
written by spoton 181 days ago
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lmao, I wonder how long it took you to get the blue off...

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