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How to Break off a Relationship Par. 2
Posted by mdk728 278 days ago (Editorial)
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I was inspired to write this after reading a SagaByte article (how to break off a Relationship). Like the author of the original I found my Girlfriend cheating on me. We lived together in a small apartment. The apartment was in her name but all of the possessions were mine. I waited until she went off to work that day. As soon as she left I called a few of my closest buddies and told them what had happened. They immediately came running to help me end this saga of my life. While the cheating whore was working we proceeded to rent a U Haul. Within three hours the place was empty. I left behind two items. The first was all of the water that was in our queen size water bed. The water was left to drain directly onto the floor (time was limited and we didn’t have a hose or pump. Besides, she was a cheating bitch and got what she deserved). The second item was a portable cd playing radio. This was actually mine but it was well worth the 25 bucks to leave a lasting impression on the cheating whore. When she walked into her home from a hard day of work she was greeted by a bright, loud, empty and wet smelling apartment. All of the hanging light fixtures were left on so that she could get a good look at what she lost (everything). And to make sure it was a complete all encompassing overwhelming experience I left that 25 dollar CD player on full blast playing Tom Petty's Free Falling. I only wish that I could have seen her face when her cheating ass realized that she had been BUSTED! Now that is how you break up with a cheating ho!
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written by turtlefreak15 191 days ago
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Well that is good that you know when to break off a relationship.
 
written by BigPimp 277 days ago
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Very funny. I can image her WTF face when she walked into the apartment. Priceless.
 
written by Ian 277 days ago
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Good for you bro. I hope you're happier now.

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