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Posted by ht2008 283 days ago (Editorial)
Category: SagaByte
Tags: cut stomach first date
I was really into a girl in one of my classes back in college and would flirt with her everyday. She of course had a boyfriend and it didn’t go anywhere. After a few months she broke up with the guy and the door swung open for me.

She finally agreed to go out with me and I decided to take her to this really nice Italian restaurant downtown. On my way out of the house I trip and fall into the fence in the front yard and cut up my stomach pretty bad.

My roommate of course warns me that I should cancel, but I am unwilling to let this opportunity slip buy. I clean the wound as best I could and head out to pick up the girl. We begin talking and having a wonderful meal.

The next thing I remember is waking up with my stomach covered in red goo inside of an ambulance. I’m freaking out because I think my stomach split open and my insides spilled out.

My date informs me that it’s not my guts but instead it is marinara sauce. She tells me that I gone into shock at the table, passed out onto my plate and fell to the floor. I felt like the biggest idiot at the time, but I ended up getting the girl. We have been happily married for the last 4 years.
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written by Urwetdream 281 days ago
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I'm glad you got the girl. I was about to suggest that you get in touch with the girl with the stiletto heels.

http://www.sagabyte.com/SagaByte/making-a-good-first-impression/

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