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Some of you might have heard of a warrior named Lt. Murphy a SEAL that just recently got the Medal of Honor for valor and sacrifice in Afghanistan. What you don’t know is I was in his SEAL class, class 235 and it was an interesting time. Not only did I rub shoulders with people like Lt. Murphy but I also was a part of the class that had its class leader die during Hell Week. He died during Tuesday night doing what is known as a caterpillar swim which when a group of people interlock their legs and swim with just their arms and yes it looks like a caterpillar. Lt. Skopps death had caused the SEAL training regiment to be fully revised because hell week at that time was during the fourth week which is entirely too soon. Trainees were not ready for the rigors of hell week. These types of guys taught me to do one thing somewhat important. Maybe not too important, but kind of funny. They taught me the “stealth piss”.
Well one day on the beach one of the officers had to piss and we were in the site of the instructors who can be pretty pissed off at the drop of a hat. So we were told by one of the trainee officers to be a human barrier so he could take a piss but the problem was this guy was a tall bastard so he knelt down like he was going to tie his shoe and whipped it out and was “stealth pissing”. If a ninja had to piss, this is how he would do it. You definitely learn something everyday. If you try this just don’t piss on your shoe because it’s easy to do.
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