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Ok, so a couple semesters ago I was sick with the worst cold of my life. I NEVER go to the doctor, but ended up having to this time because it got so bad I thought it was mono or strep.
Anyway, I worked at a daycare, so when I came home at night, I'd have to rush to find a spot to make it to the dining halls before they closed. It was hard to find a spot because it was a big school.
So it's winter...it's cold...I'm sick...I'm hungry...and I drive up to a spot that looks empty. To my shock, some son of a bitch had parked his stupid car in TWO parking spots.
So, I did what any other crazy, sick, pissed off person would do...
I parked my car in the middle of the lot, got out a sharpie and a piece of paper, wrote "STOP PARKING LIKE A JACKASS" on the paper and put it on his windshield. I then decided that that just wasn't enough....
So I hocked about 5 of the biggest, greenest, slimiest loogies I've ever seen and spit them all on his door handles and windshield.
Satisfied, I got back into my car and went and parked.
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