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Our ship got word that we were headed to Vietnam for a diplomatic voyage. It was a unique trip because we were the second U.S. ship to go there since the Vietnam conflict. We were in for a third world good time.
My ship arrived in Danag, Vietnam in the morning and holy shit it was hotter than Tijuana hooker’s crotch. I stood out on my ships deck for only forty minutes and my neck was purple from the equatorial sun. We finally got off of the ship and I immediately was sweating and I looked around. I said holy shit if the president came right before the Vietnam conflict started we would have never picked a fight with Charlie.
We had to go in groups of four people out in town because some retard thought that if it was just two of us we would get snatched up and become a hostage. You can’t drink the water in Vietnam especially if you’re a foreigner so we drank beer and a lot of it, hey we were in the Navy. That night we went to the bars and started to down some Thai beers and checked out the women. The call girls were in full force that night and for some reason there were a lot of British chicks there, probably just some convent trying to convert the locals. Anyways for some reason I really like Asian women and I had just come from Japan and I couldn’t wait to check out the Vietnamese ladies ever since I saw the movie Full Metal Jacket.
I was hitting up a Vietnamese girl acting like I cared how good her English was. A British girl came up to me on my other side and asked how I was doing. The Vietnamese chick saw what was happening and flipped out on the British chick. I had a full scale international cat fight on my hands. What does a guy wanting laid do? The Vietnamese girl got between me and the Brit and started pushing the Brit because her paycheck was on the line. The Brit pushed back and the Viet chick slapped her then pulled her hair so hard some came out. Those Viet chicks are crazy. I was drunk and thought this was great. I bought the Viet chick a beer and she settled down a little and finally after two hours of broken English flirting I got a blow job.
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