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Posted by spoton 268 days ago (Editorial)
Category: SagaByte
Tags: zipper head stuck
When I was 17 I was at the park playing some basketball with some family. After a while I really had to take a leak, but when I looked around I didn’t see a restroom anywhere. Doing the pee pee dance got old real quick so I ran over behind some bushes to leak the lizard.

As I was finishing up I noticed that a couple of girls were about to come by, so I hurried up and quickly zipped up. Ever see Something About Mary? Well I now have a new understanding of the movie, somehow I managed to zip up some head skin.

I screamed in agony and the girls walking by asked if I was ok. Not wanting them to come over and see me like this I told them I was fine. I didn’t need any more embarrassment than what I was already in for.

I was unable to get my member unstuck by myself, so I had to hide in the bushes and call my aunt over. I didn’t want to call her, but she was a nurse and I thought it was my best chance before having to go to the hospital. She eventually was able to get my stuff out and I am always very careful with my zippage now.
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