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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:37:25 -0400</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Special Brownies]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:37:25 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Back in college I spent a lot of time at my boyfriend's house.  So much so that I started buying groceries so I wouldn't feel guilty eating all of his and his roommates food.  Unfortunately the roommates didn't have the same respect I did and were always helping themselves to my food.Eventually I had enough and decided to teach them a lesson.  I baked up a huge batch of brownies and included my special ingredient of laxatives.  After adding the frosting I put the bait on the counter with a note telling the roommates to leave it alone.Later that night I heard the roommates come home and started laughing while they ate my brownies.  They must have found it funny to steal my food.  In the morning I was awakened by explosions in the bathroom.  Shortly afterwards the other roommate came banging on the door demanding to use the toilet because he was about to explode.  I just snickered under the covers.<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Unusual Chew Toy]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:45:59 -0500</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[My boyfriend and I decided to take things to the next level so I invited him over to stay the night at my place.  I had the evening all planned out.  First I cooked up a wonderful meal.  Afterwards we snuggled next to the fire sipping on some wine and talking.After a few minutes by the fire my Scotty come running into the room with something white in his mouth.  I wasn't worried thinking it was a sock or some clothes item.  He is always playing with my things.The dog immediately jumps into my boyfriends lap and begins chewing on something.  I see the utterly disgusted look on his face and look at what the dog has.  It's a used maxi pad that the dog got out of the trash can.  I swear I thought I was going to die of embarrassment.<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[One Last Fling]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:37:27 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>hotstuff</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[A few months after I broke up with a guy I heard that he was recently engaged to another girl.  Thinking this was really quick, I was thankful that things didn't get serious with this guy.Soon after I received an email asking me if I'd like to hook up for one more night before he got married.  I was appalled and talked to my girl friends about it.  Evidently they too had received the same email.  What a loser.I was able to get a hold of the fiance's email address and give it out to everyone he had sent the &quot;one last fling&quot; email to.  We all forwarded her his email.  We were all shocked when the wedding had been canceled a couple days later<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How a Woman Ends a Relationship]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:17:38 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>hotstuff</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[I was in a long term relationship with a guy and had been living with him for the last couple years.  I thought everything was going great, but he started acting weird as time went on.  Eventually I found out that he had been cheating on me.After packing up all my things I decided that I should give him a fitting goodbye to help him out in his future relationships.  I went through all his clothes and cut the buttons and zippers from every pair of pants and shorts I could find.  When the item was missing a zipper, I made a hole for him.I then piled up all the fasteners onto his bed with a note telling him that I really hoped that my gift would save him a couple minutes the next time he cheated on his girlfriend.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Haunted House Fun]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:25:06 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>hotstuff</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[My date and I were at an theme park and decided to go on one of those cheesy haunted house rides.  You know the ones where you sit in a 2 seat kart while it goes through dark rooms that have things that jump out at you.I was feeling a little frisky so I started feeling my date up.  I figured what the hey, nobody can see us in here lets have a little fun.  We begin kissing and eventually started groping each other under our clothes.A few minutes later we get off the ride and everyone around us is giving us strange looks.  Then this 137 year old lady tells us that we should be ashamed of ourselves.  We were both baffled and started heading out.That's when we saw the TV screens at the start of the line.  Evidently there were hidden video cameras in all the karts to keep the people in line occupied while the wait.  They sure did get a show with our ride.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Peek a Boob]]></title>
<link>http://www.sagabyte.com/SagaByte/peek-a-boob/</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:06:05 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>hotstuff</dc:creator>
<category>SagaByte</category>
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<description><![CDATA[I was running a little late to work one day, but I couldn't resist the urge to stop for my morning coffee like I do every morning.  I'm like a zombie if I don't get my fix.  My manager happens to be in there so I go over to say hi.We start talking and the whole time he is acting really weird and he is giving me funny looks.  I figure he is just mad at me for being a little late for work, so I don't think anything of it.  We say our goodbyes and I head to work.As I pass the receptionist I say hi and she stops me.  She then grabs her over coat, hands it to me and tells me to go change in the bathroom.  I figured I just spilled coffee all over myself like the klutz I am.When get into the bathroom I immediately see a huge rip in my shirt over my right boob.  Peeking through in all its glory was my full nipple through my sheer bra.  Luckily my boss never brought the incident up.<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[She Has Herpes]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:58:44 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>hotstuff</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Back in the day this real bitchy girl and I both were interested in the same guy.  He was the total package with both looks and brains, so I was willing to do whatever it took to eliminate the competition.Evidently the bitchy girl also felt the same way because she began spreading rumors about how I was a gold digger and stuff like that.  It was having some effect because I could tell that the guy was really guarded around me even though I thought he was interested.So I decided it was time to take the gloves off and mentioned to the guy one day that I heard the bitchy girl had herpes.  I planted that little seed perfectly in our little conversation.Needless to say he quickly lost interest in the bitchy girl, leaving the door open for me.<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[More Than Friends]]></title>
<link>http://www.sagabyte.com/SagaByte/more-than-friends/</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:02:42 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>hotstuff</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Back in college I had a good guy friend that I hung out with all the time.  We would do a lot of things together like going to the park, museum, movies, lunch, etc.  We really spent a lot of time together.  He was a very sweet guy and fun to hang with, but I wasn't attracted to him at all.One day after spending the day doing things we were saying our goodbyes back at my dorm.  Right after I tell him I'll talk to him tomorrow, he leans in to kiss me.  I totally freaked out and ran inside leaving him standing there.He calls me the next day and tells me he wants to start a relationship because he thought we would make a great couple.  I don't know what to say and find a reason to get off the phone.The next afternoon I'm having lunch with some girl friends and I'm telling them what happened and how I couldn't ever imagine being attracted to him.  I get kicked from under the table and when I turn around and see the guy, looking like he was about to cry.  It broke my heart, but at least he got the point.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Putting My Foot In My Mouth]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:37:15 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>hotstuff</dc:creator>
<category>SagaByte</category>
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<description><![CDATA[A couple years ago a cute new guy started working with me.  Let's call him George.  I thought he was totally hot and wanted to get to know him better.  Well one night we were at a club and my friend said the new guy was stopping by with his sister to have a couple drinks with us.Of course I wanted to make a good impression so I put on my butt kissing lips.  I figured if I could get his sister to like me, it would increase my chances of hooking up with George.So they arrive and we start having out drinks and talking.  I start to compliment them on how much they look alike and how good genes must run in their family.  As I'm telling them this they are getting increasingly wierded out and moving away from me.My friend then grabs me and whispers in my ear that she was wrong, the girl is his girlfriend, not his sister!  I wanted to crawl under the table I was so embarrassed.  I held in it well however and excused myself to the bathroom.  Needless to say we never hooked up.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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