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<title><![CDATA[Stop Parking Like a Jackass]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:11:03 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Ok, so a couple semesters ago I was sick with the worst cold of my life.  I NEVER go to the doctor, but ended up having to this time because it got so bad I thought it was mono or strep.  Anyway, I worked at a daycare, so when I came home at night, I'd have to rush to find a spot to make it to the dining halls before they closed.  It was  hard to find a spot because it was a big school.  So it's winter...it's cold...I'm sick...I'm hungry...and I drive up to a spot that looks empty.  To my shock, some son of a bitch had parked his stupid car in TWO parking spots.  So, I did what any other crazy, sick, pissed off person would do...I parked my car in the middle of the lot, got out a sharpie and a piece of paper, wrote &quot;STOP PARKING LIKE A JACKASS&quot; on the paper and put it on his windshield.  I then decided that that just wasn't enough....So I hocked about 5 of the biggest, greenest, slimiest loogies I've ever seen and spit them all on his door handles and windshield.  Satisfied, I got back into my car and went and parked.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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